Should one let their boyfriend build sex furniture?
Me: Did you get my email?
Boyfriend: Just saw it. I can build us one of those no problem. Drawing up blueprints now.
Me: No you can’t! You fancy yourself to have hidden sex furniture carpentry skills? I find that questionable.
Me: Though while you’re at it, can you build a bouncy mini-trampoline with a hole for your cock so I can bounce on it vigorously (and get a great glute workout at the same time)?
Boyfriend: You know how I feel about trampolines. They are death traps that should be banned.
Me: Also, needless to say, we should film this.
Boyfriend: Leading cause of death for 12-25 year olds, you know.
Me: You seem to be missing the point entirely.
Boyfriend: Snuff film.
THE WALKING DEAD
Started watching this last night. So far, I’m intrigued even though it’s a bit predictable. I’ve been told they have a decent neuroscientific explanation on how a person can become a zombie. Wonder if I’ll believe it, though.
It ain’t easy being a skeptic.
Thinking about checking these guys out at Brighton Music Hall in a couple of weeks. After first listen, this is may favorite song on the album so far.
“DUM DUM DUM DUM”
Watched South Park’s ALL ABOUT MORMONS episode for the first time. Made me jones to see BOOK OF MORMON that much more. Also, it was quite educational. Did you know Joseph Smith read the golden plates out of a top hat? Crazy, I know!
About me
I want to do whatever common people do.
